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A candle for the woman holding it all together (barely)
A candle for the woman holding it all together (barely)
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Light this soy candle when you need a moment of honest, dark-humored calm. The clean glass jar and cheeky label Mom's Last Nerve... oh look, it's on fire deliver a wink of rebellion while a thoughtfully blended, natural scent fills the room. Choose from cozy Apple Harvest, warm Cinnamon Vanilla, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, or any of our twelve curated fragrances to match your mood (or your meltdown).
The cotton wick and soy wax burn clean and long, leaving behind a reusable jar perfect for pens, makeup brushes, or a new baby plant. It's the kind of small, cheeky comfort that slips into a chaotic household and quietly says: it's all going to be okay or at least it'll smell amazing while it isn't.
Product Features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick
- Approximately 50–60 hours of burn time in a 9 oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning
- Assembled in the USA • ASTM safety compliant • glossy permanent adhesive label
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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