{"product_id":"id-punch-a-bitch-for-you-candle-funny-bff-gift-scented-soy-candle-9-oz","title":"I'd Punch A Bitch For You Candle — Funny BFF Gift, Scented Soy Candle, 9 oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription\u003c\/strong\u003e Light this soy candle when your person needs to feel seen. The clean glass jar and loud-but-loving label — \u003cem\u003eI'd Punch a Bitch for You... Right in the Throat\u003c\/em\u003e — say out loud what every ride-or-die friend secretly thinks, with a tiny heart to soften the landing. Underneath the joke is a seriously thoughtful candle: a blended, natural fragrance that fills a room without overwhelming it. Choose from cozy Apple Harvest, warm Cinnamon Vanilla, fresh Sea Salt + Orchid, or any of our twelve curated scents to match the vibe. The cotton wick and soy wax burn clean and long, leaving behind a reusable glass jar perfect for pens, makeup brushes, or a new little plant. It's the kind of small, cheeky gift that lands somewhere between a hug and an inside joke — the perfect way to tell your best friend, sister, or favorite coworker: \u003cem\u003eI've got you. Always.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eApproximately 50–60 hours of burn time in a 9 oz glass jar (2.8\" × 3.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAssembled in the USA • ASTM safety compliant • glossy permanent adhesive label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to soothe long and stressful days, this custom candle jar can accommodate all your ideas, artwork, or inspirational quotes on its custom candle label. The candle itself is made 100% with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Choose between fragrances such as Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Unscented, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit and Eucalyptus Lavender Herb.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ One size","offer_id":54064089891091,"sku":"16896746639512944882","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/7778\/9971\/files\/2752097738805195935_2048.jpg?v=1776658384","url":"https:\/\/www.dazzlingdelightsgiftshop.com\/products\/id-punch-a-bitch-for-you-candle-funny-bff-gift-scented-soy-candle-9-oz","provider":"Dazzling Delights Gift Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}